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Dumb bitch

Girls (a popular name for them is Caroline) who think they always know what is right but never are and probably need a couple dozen years of intense therapy to get though childhood father trauma.
Damn that girl just crashed her car but she says it’s fine since “she’s a libra.” What a dumb bitch.
by YannyLuarel December 19, 2021
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Dumb Hummer

A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf).

Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.

Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.

These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.

"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."

~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
Dumb Hummer: "If you aren't behind our troops, then prepare to stand in front of them."
by fakefakeflowers May 4, 2009
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stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
mugGet the stump dumbmug.

Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.
Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.
by Roper777 November 26, 2018
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Stupidy-Dumb

Add Stupid and Dumb, your answer is Stupidy-dumb
Boy: Wanna do the math homework?
Girl: Hell naw that page is so Stupidy-dumb
by Some random person :) December 20, 2019
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plum dumb

When one is simply as dumb as a plum.
Yall invited me so I’m just being plum dumb.”
by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
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Dumb Potato

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017
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