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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

Teddy Afro

The 2Pac of Ethiopia
Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"
by kingknb July 4, 2020
mugGet the Teddy Afromug.

Funneh’s Teddy

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.

FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).

She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)
Person 1:Have you watch Funneh’s Teddy Newest Video?
Person 2:No?Who Is That??
by Not Lunaii Skyi July 22, 2021
mugGet the Funneh’s Teddymug.

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
mugGet the Topless Teddymug.

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