Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007

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by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.
FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).
She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)
FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).
She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)
by Not Lunaii Skyi July 22, 2021

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
