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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.
I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night
by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011
mugGet the Teddy Tebowmug.

teddy

a girl who loves you once she gets close with you. if a girl named teddy ever gets goofy with you, she is falling in love with you, but sometimes she just wants to be friends. never lose a teddy, they care for you more than you know even if your friendship wasn't very strong. they never stop caring for anyone they meet. usually fucking gorgeous and sexy.
what a teddy
by CertifiedU May 18, 2021
mugGet the teddymug.

Teddy

A man who can fuckin loose his shit when he hears the word Teddybear. Also really handsome. Also may suck and Science and Math.
“Hi Teddybear
STOP!”
by billybobjoe2 October 23, 2019
mugGet the Teddymug.

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz
Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real
by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021
mugGet the Teddy Swigertmug.

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