techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
by Old but Not Stupid October 01, 2013
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techno-racism

The event where a piece of hardware or software limits functionality based on race. Sometimes due to primitive technology or developer oversight.
1. My black friend can't play Eye Toy Play on the Playstation 2 due to his dark skin not being detected by the camera. This game is techno-racism at its finest.
by superllama May 13, 2014
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Techno PO'd

Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...
I was trying to hookup my new cd burner but my computer wouldn't read the software..."I am so Techno PO'd right now, i wannna toss my laptop thru the frikin window!!!"
by MJConser June 05, 2007
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techno pleb

It is a person who doesn't have modern and up to date technical equipment used for social media and communication.
Someone who uses older technical things to communicate with other people., example not having face time or using letters instead of email thus being a Techno Pleb
by Gadget Boy September 09, 2013
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Techno Toe

A jammed toe which was sustained via listening to dark and dirty techno is called a Techno Toe. Techno Toes are more likely to be contracted settings where the techno being played is too good (Bedroom, Club, Festival) resulting in the subject losing control of their podiatry functions, resulting in subjects often bumping their toes into hard surfaces (such as tables, platforms, walls) or even more commonly, getting stepped on by other members in the audience.
Person 1: Omg what happened to your toe?

Person 2: I'm okay, the DJ was just throwing down too many bangers and unfortunately, I gave myself techno toe.
by idontgoplaces September 06, 2022
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techno bald

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who is techno bald? yoy say?

blader. bald bald
by blodoshitfuckfuckufck March 23, 2021
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Depot techno

Hay I talked to depot techno and he is really a fat cunt
by Gamr1340 April 16, 2022
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