by taylor man 12 November 7, 2007

Taylors are amazing, especially the blonde haired blue eyed ones, they can be counted on for anything, Taylor will sacrifice herself for you in an instant, she can be bitchy when provoked, it's thought to be a defense mechanism, or hormones (Scientists are still working on it) She's beautiful and can still give you a lesson in life. She likes the word "Squee" and likes to climb trees, her favorite comedy bit is Butt Plug by Stephen Lynch Because she's freaking weird like that, she chirps like a grasshopper and expects a cricket to respond...weirdo.
Dude 1"What the hell is Taylor doing?"
Dude 2"Fuck if I know, she sounds like a grasshopper or something"
Dude 1"She's still hot, I'd tap it"
Dude 2 "Me too"
Dude 2"Fuck if I know, she sounds like a grasshopper or something"
Dude 1"She's still hot, I'd tap it"
Dude 2 "Me too"
by Cricketman August 11, 2010

A girl that is one of the nicest people in the world, but she doesn't fully understand you yet. She will at first be a bitch McCrabby pants, but once she gets to know you, she will show no boundaries to her love.
Nolan:What's your name?
Taylor:Grrr... It's Taylor.
Nolan: my name's Nolan.
Taylor:Oh, nice to meet you. Want to go out?
Taylor:Grrr... It's Taylor.
Nolan: my name's Nolan.
Taylor:Oh, nice to meet you. Want to go out?
by Ultimate soldier October 21, 2012

Taylor- she got cake that's bigger than a planet.
everyone wish they had that ass
it's always clappin
booty
everyone wish they had that ass
it's always clappin
booty
by 37282886 March 11, 2015

a ugly fat dyke bitch who everyone hates. her country accent makes everyone in the room cringe. she is so unnecessarily loud and rude and has a flat ass nose and looks like a frog. i want to beat her till her face has no skin on it :)
by nick gurr March 12, 2019
