work a toaster

the act of placing wet bread into an unplugged toaster and proceeding to fornicate with it

ya know that guy learned to work a toaster from his creepy uncle right?

by The Wizard of Yz September 25, 2009

Toaster Mage

Strange person. Worship's pie. likes o.o. is an insane geek ^^ carries random computer parts in his trench pocket, whacks people with a mouse.

ToasterMage (09:43:00 PM): 2 FF windows with 25+ tabs each, 4 terminal windows, xmms, slsk, chat, notepads tabbed to hell
AishaCCfan (09:43:19 PM): o.O
ToasterMage (09:43:42 PM): one FF browser with tabs of just programming docs
ToasterMage (09:43:53 PM): and some in my other
AishaCCfan (09:43:55 PM): wow
ToasterMage (09:43:59 PM): and the most used tab is bash
ToasterMage (09:44:02 PM): XD
Pie no Miko (09:44:04 PM): Jake is insane
AishaCCfan (09:44:07 PM): XD
AishaCCfan (09:44:10 PM): he is
ToasterMage (09:44:15 PM): yea, I have no life
Pie no Miko (09:44:20 PM): ^_^
AishaCCfan (09:44:21 PM): Jake is an insane geek!

by aishaccfan May 8, 2005

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

Littlest toaster

Liz

The littlest toaster climbs a tree the littlest toaster does party

by my name is dope August 3, 2003

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008

Toaster Strudel

To drizzle the man goo on a her from your used condom

Gave that girl a Toaster Strudel emptied the icing packet out.

by Feet Baller June 2, 2014

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022