start-crap

like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master July 15, 2015

The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.

Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay

by jsobq July 31, 2018

Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 5, 2020

“Great start”

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.

I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.

by Loli Daddy August 22, 2019

something that starts with d and is very long

i know what your thinking

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by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023

START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 7, 2018