a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
Get the jonathan stanley mug.A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.
This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.
by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023
Get the Stanley Cup mug.A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022
Get the stanley mug.Stanley (also known as Stanners) is a man who enjoys the works of Hidetaka Miyazaki and will INSIST that Dark Souls 2 is a good game. Stanley also has a brother who is an absolute shitposter. Other than that, he is a nice fellow with a good sense of humour, cares a lot about his friends and is overall a good laugh.
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