lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.

Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?

by Haley D December 20, 2008

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023

squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.

Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

by SqueezeTheWeiner June 13, 2011

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 November 09, 2007

Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way

Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?

by Su11y February 28, 2019

[sangria squeeze]

(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.

O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?

by dankyne June 07, 2007

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 06, 2003