lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.

Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?

by Haley D December 22, 2008

Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way

Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?

by Su11y February 28, 2019

squeeze box

Double stuffing a girl with a vibrator and dick at the same time

She's a tight fit when she's down with a squeeze box

by Dick16 October 9, 2017

Double squeeze

When a hoe grab yo dick with two hands and squeeze until yo eyes pop out ya head

Yo that girl gave me the double squeeze last night it was crazy!

by HIV123 June 16, 2016

squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.

Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003