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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
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squat jam

by Dr. King January 12, 2009
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Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.
by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."
by Ryboe September 13, 2006
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talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.
"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"
by Kohyu August 6, 2016
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