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Oscar Squat

Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.
Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat
by Simon h8ter 69 420 December 10, 2019
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Squat brat

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.
by Squat Brat February 23, 2017
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squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame
I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.
by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016
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Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.
by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
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pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free
me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain
by Hos May bru August 24, 2017
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Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
by tampon420 May 17, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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