When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
by MasterKof January 14, 2022
A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!
by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016
When you bust a nut in a girls eardrum during sunrise on the beach while wearing a sombrero listening to a classic Mexican cucaracha
by Mynameajefffffff March 24, 2017
by Almond Terror June 21, 2021
Description of The Mackey Special:
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 05, 2011
Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.
by Jbreen21 May 04, 2022
1. A casual way of threatening to inflict mental and sexual harm
2.A special Krispy Kreme donut found in Santa Cruz typically confused with Raspberry donut.
2.A special Krispy Kreme donut found in Santa Cruz typically confused with Raspberry donut.
1. "Come here buddy i'll give you the Shanthanu Special!!!!"
2. Kuwaiti guy: Can I please have the Shanthanu Special
Krispy Kreme Lady: What? we don't have that here
Kuwaiti guy: The Shanthanu special the one from Santa Cruz
Krispy Kreme Lady: OOOH you the the Rasperry one !!
Kuwaiti guy: Yes that one!!
2. Kuwaiti guy: Can I please have the Shanthanu Special
Krispy Kreme Lady: What? we don't have that here
Kuwaiti guy: The Shanthanu special the one from Santa Cruz
Krispy Kreme Lady: OOOH you the the Rasperry one !!
Kuwaiti guy: Yes that one!!
by Srhapa April 24, 2021