slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

dirty siemy

Won't suck your balls, but pound your ass so hard ans slap your ass like a drum. With his huge balls size.

Dirty siemy on you

by Dirty siemy November 29, 2021

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Mr slimy

Green person who you can somehow see every single time

Hello mr slimy

by .Quandale.Dingle. May 7, 2022

Slexis Slexis Sleyz

a youtuber well known for his orgasmic asmr videos and minecraft animations

man, I could really go for some Slexis Slexis Sleyz right now.

by smeckerz January 9, 2017