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Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.
Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!
by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011
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sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself
Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky
by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013
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Wet Sleep

When you wake up drenched in sweat and your bed is soaked. Usually occurring due to a very hot room.

Note: **Not to be confused with a wet dream**
"Dude I had such a wet sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I had just run the New York Marathon"
by Josh. May 1, 2007
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you sleep

another way for saying your late.
(dennis)"yooo!! you heard that new weezy mixtape?"
(gary)"naw"
(dennis)"damnn, you sleep"
(gary) "huh?"
by dee dee123 March 11, 2009
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Sleep of faith

A nap taken when one is too lazy or tired to set an alarm and instead just hopes one will wake up in time for one's next engagement.

Often a bad idea and commonly results in the phrase "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Shit, I'm four hours late for work! Why the hell did I take a sleep of faith? Ugh...it seemed like a good idea at the time...
by ProudGinger August 17, 2010
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sleep working

working while still sleeping, somehow you manage to get the job done without being fully awake. Related to sleep walking and sleep talking, only you get paid. Not to be confused with other occupations involving getting paid for being in bed.
The tech support guys on the night shift were very adept at sleep working, the customers calling in never knew they were talking and typing with their eyes closed.
by DizLiz October 22, 2006
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sleeping buddies

2 people (friends/strangers) who share occasionally the same bed not to have sex but just to sleep next to eachother.
Cause they want/miss the affection that people have in a relationship.
Paul and James are sleeping buddies till one of them have a relationship or they end the agreement they made.
by pirre January 15, 2012
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