sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays

Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust

by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019

sick-maniaism

A senseless type of humor one develops when they no longer take life seriously.

Tom Dilley-Da-Dildo is such a 'sick-maniaistic' person. He thought it was funny to tell me to go kill myself.

*Sigh* Todays society is filled with 'sick-maniacs'

Depression does lead to severe sick-maniaism.

by SuckofdadsmothersodankxD January 21, 2019

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

Homie Sickness

A derivative of home sickness, a term used for the feelings of melancholy and nostaligia when one is apart from their friends.

Matt went to visit his parents this weekend, and I'm getting serious homie sickness.

by Oliviana September 16, 2017

Sick Chad

Sick Chad is used when one person says something that's so cool only Chad could do it. Now the person saying this isn't Chad but it's something only Chad would say.

Bro1: Hey bro I banged two chicks last night and they both had boyfriends.

Bro2: Sick Chad.

by dylanswi September 4, 2016

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

sick chick

Synonym for bad bitch; a badass lady

Check out that sick chick over there. She looks fly.

by dpav June 21, 2016