shovel

date,significant other,

"Shovel and Spit can get the hell out of my domicile."

"Loving shovel spoonful."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Shovel

A "shovel" in slang has several definitions:

1.) An unpleasant person who is not helping the situation; a prick.

2.) A male hoe.

3.) Shoveling is to spread fake or bias information on a local level; to spread bullshit.

Example for definition No. 1:

"That guy - Alfred Cockburns, he's such a shovel."
"I agree."

Example for definition 2:
"I'm thinking Vlad is a good guy."

"Nah, have you heard about it? He's a shovel, he tried with that girl yesterday."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That drama that's going about you in school is so fake. I wonder who did it."

"I think Samuel shoveled."

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Shovel time

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Shovel Bunny

Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.

Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.

by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023