Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

sidewasted

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.

I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!

by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015

shitways

If something does not go the way it is supposed to.

This whole plan is going shitways!

by Prof Iam Schdarth June 12, 2018

Sideway highway

Side way high way is when you’re in a four some and two other participants are London bridge-ing a girl, and the four party comes in side ways trying to shove it in what ever hole they can.

“Came in with the sideway highway when John and Jason were hanging up on Mary.”

by Jason&john February 11, 2026