shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

Shed

1. To practice, especially a musical instrument or piece of music. From jazz slang. Metaphorically, "take one's axe to the woodshed."

2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.

1. I spent all morning shedding guitar.

That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.

2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."

At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.

by The_Mattador July 6, 2025

the gaming shed

a youtuber who makes cringey content and awsome songs like show you and chipshop

yo is tha the gaming shed who made that one song show you

by pepstiroe44YT April 27, 2020

big red shed

A word relating to the New Zealand low-cost department store chain The Warehouse. It refers to the fact that the stores are often painted bright red. The stores are also known as the Ware Whare.

"Did you hear that they are building a big red shed down the road?"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"

by benrad February 8, 2019

Skin shedding

Girls shed their skin once a month

Sarah: Did you shed your skin yet?

Mandy: Yup did you?

Sarah: Not yet

Mandy: we hate skin shedding

by Lana deal rey January 5, 2024

get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.

I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.

by Jake 773 October 18, 2021

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022