get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.

I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.

by Jake 773 October 18, 2021

Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet

Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed

"Wow its Ed the Shed!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022

Shed pood

a funny way to say "dumbass with heavy weaponry" usually this word is used in video games.

bruh that Shed pood is doing some nasty damage with that rocket launcher, and he killed himself.

by qhhegqjwjes March 24, 2022

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024