long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 19, 2010

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 09, 2020

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 07, 2016

Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban

man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice

by DankSpank May 19, 2015

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Bombastic Schlong

A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)

Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?

by DylDyl69 June 26, 2024