Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

See-Saw

When your getting a blowjob from your partner while they stick their finger in your butthole causing your hips to drive forward and backward, thus driving deeper into their mouth and their finger deeper into your anus

Bro! Last night when I was getting a blowy…my girl stuck her finger in my ass and It made me thrust forward and it deep throated her! She kept doing it and we straight turned into a See-Saw!

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Saw 3D

The biggest 'what the fuck' in cinema history.

Person 1: Did you see Saw 3D?
Person 2: Yeah. It was shit.

by Thomanory June 11, 2021

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Sri Lankan drop saw

Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed

Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.

by Sri Lankan drop saw August 27, 2022