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post-relationship

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.
"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship
by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016
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relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.
She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe
by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016
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polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018
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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 16, 2006
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.
by Bucaro March 31, 2022
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Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.
"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."
by Donkei June 17, 2017
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