Relationship Lag

When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.

Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."

by Zagam October 3, 2011

relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.

She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe

by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016

polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE

Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship

by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018

open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

by jon burton June 16, 2006

Relationship Body

The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.

Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.

by Owen66 February 24, 2019

relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.

Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013