Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.

Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.

by teggers162 September 14, 2024

Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons

Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.

If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.

by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025

Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.

I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.

by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024