Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill

The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.

"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"

by Yellow Pill Deity December 31, 2020

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022

dont put your dick in the crazy

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich

i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy

by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

by Klauspes May 20, 2021

fix your freezer and put your head in

Another way of saying: chill out, cool down, relax, shut up, chillax, cool it, etc.

Dude, fix your freezer and put your head in.

by addmore February 19, 2011

Put my prisoner in your brig

A man's plea for a woman to let him have sex with her; the act of intercourse.

"Come on, girl, please let me put my prisoner in your brig!"

by snookywookums February 4, 2008

I put the impin' in the pimpin'

An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.

Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Imac December 21, 2003