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Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 19, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
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meatball parade

"this meatball parade boutta get lit"
by meatballzz March 9, 2024
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