Papa Watson

Daddy, lord, and grand overseer of animal science, a class devoted to failing tests and crying. The husband of Mama Mark, His sexy ass bitch.

PAPA WATSON!

by Mommyhole October 24, 2018

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Papa Memer

One who is a master at memes.

George is known as Papa Memer on the internet, because everyone enjoys his memes.

by Big Black Crocs September 19, 2016

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Papa Smurf’d

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

by Mamá llama February 2, 2019

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Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.

Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.

by English man words May 6, 2021

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