The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
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Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Friend: Ah bro how was your wank last night?
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)
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