Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

Love Knobs

Another name for man boobs...

"Hey Patrik, next time we see each other...shake my hand instead of my love knobs"!

by Capt. America37 March 10, 2011

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

Knob Throbber

A chick (or otherwise) who gives every guy that sees them a major boner.

Jenny is such a Knob Throbber, that hard-on didn't go away for hours.

by dickmonger March 3, 2009

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Slider Knob

A term used for an easy girl that gets passed off to the next dude for sex.

Jill is a skank, she was getting banged in a daisy chain being treated like a slider knob.

by Dude6969 June 5, 2012