The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.
Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.
by AngelFace42 June 03, 2018
by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021
Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion
Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe
Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!
Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!
by Moot athletic June 19, 2014
Logan is such a cock-knob, he got a blowjob from Lexi, but did not reciprocate the act of oral pleasure.
by Indu Thyme April 01, 2023
by T33.sparrow November 07, 2014
by dickmonger March 03, 2009
When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread
I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.
by Golden Chester September 05, 2012