Olesen Sale

When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"
"This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"
by KittenWithaWhip December 01, 2011
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Sales Rage

An emotional state that affects a few people while attending a SALE promotion at large department stores. Usually when a shopper is so focus on obtaining an item that have been reduced in price, but was thwarted in obtaining it by a competing shopper. Related to Trolley Rage; Road Rage.
"The woman was in a Sales Rage when she missed the last of 50% discounted LV hand bags, after waiting outside Harrods store since 2am."
by LawBlader December 26, 2009
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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
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Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.
Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.
by @5kur August 20, 2012
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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012
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Sale merde

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes
Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !
by Hyuwasuto December 02, 2020
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david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016
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