Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

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Cape Cod Sea Camps

The place where you make your closest friends and your best memories.

I want to go back to cape cod sea camps, all my friends are there and I miss them!

by esmith23 November 30, 2019

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Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

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Cape Buffalo

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!

Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 09, 2022

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