cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

corn piece

The saying used in this century throughout day to day function; ‘corn piece’ (KŒrÑ), originated from an Ancient Greek word defining passage of exit.

It is also known as the ‘Japs eye’ (JæpŠ Ēÿę) in Asian countries.
The scientific name of the corn piece is Urinary meatus.

A : ‘May I ask where your restroom is located, I need to unload out of my corn piece’

B : ‘After I had my one night stand when my corn piece stings when I urinate’

by Slangfacts101 September 24, 2018

Corn Nibblers

When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs

Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!

by Escape10 January 10, 2010

Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008

Corn Exchange

A trendy shopping centre in Leeds, U.K. often perceived as "scary" because it is a hang out place for moshers, goths and emos - however this is not strictly true. The people outside aren't trouble-makers or thugs - they are friendly youths just doing what they enjoy. If you step inside, you will notice the sophisticated shops and stalls create a lovely atmosphere, rather the opposite to what people expect after seeing the outside.

"I can't find anything to wear for the party.."
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"

by Holleh!! October 14, 2006

creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009