shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

This is the one of the many canyons on the sun. It is known for it's nans.

Allie and I visited the Nanned Canyon. It was so exciting!

by AllieIsBeast December 1, 2010

When someone says something mean say swag on my nan

Susan: “you’re so stupid” you reply “swag on my nan Susan”

by Swagonmynan May 20, 2019

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

in british your grandmother is called a nan or it can also be used as an insult

Friend: your Nan's a fucking traktor

you: fam dont talk your mother's a screwdriver for a living

by Gunkiller321 November 1, 2017