muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.

"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."

by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018

Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.

Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021