monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing

carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by sussy baka man May 24, 2022

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 09, 2021

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) December 01, 2019

crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

big monke

A giant ape that has nothing on Godzilla

Man 1: man that big monke will kill godzilla
Man 2: fuck off nerd

by Peleuwjwkwjhz April 20, 2021

Monke balls

This word was first used in gorilla tag from a monke named mini games

He harassed us and sucked on our monke balls

by game_takers1 July 23, 2023

Monke tag

A place for screaming 9 year olds to demolish their house

Kid 1: Why is your house broken?, kid 2: ive been playing monke tag

by Ouiii January 14, 2022