National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want

Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls

by Ballerboy 537 November 02, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 09, 2019

Slap Aziz month

October is slap Aziz month with no consequences u get 10slaps a day and there is nothing Aziz can do about it

Aziz: owwwee why did u slap me

Me:because it’s slap Aziz month don’t u know

by Aziz is a loser lol October 03, 2021

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 21, 2021

Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.

I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.

by I'm funny I swear April 04, 2021

hold hand month

hold anyone's hand

it hold hand month (proceeds to hold hand)

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 14, 2023