Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

misterbugsgf

shes honestly one of my favourite mutuals in the whole world. HER HAIR IS AMAZING OMFG and her personality is great :)) maybe she made one or two mistakes, but we all do, and forgive and forget is a thing. bre is amazing and honestly readd to cheer up anyones day. Her lives are the best and she makes the most relateable content <3 TBH WHEN IM UPSET I REWATCH HER VIDEOS AND LIVES (thats why i love bre). ALL I WANNA SAY IS BRE IS NOT PROBLEMATIC. SHES AMAZING<

-miraculouslyunnati<3

1. hey are you okay?
2. No im upset

3. Then watch misterbugsgf 's lives youll feel better :)

by miraculouslyunnati<33 June 3, 2022

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

judah's missery

A hard nutshot square in the balls

I just gave ethans balls a Judah's Missery

by Peachtheboss February 28, 2017

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

MisterBig

n. a distinguished, respected member of a posse. the smart, funny one in the pack.

I wish I was a MisterBig.

- Jables

by neiti March 9, 2005

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006