When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024
Get the Midwest Cicada mug.The midwife manlet is an inherently effeminate, dwarfishly diminutive and laughably lowly little manlet boy who ineffectively assists women in childbirth by immediately passing out as soon as the delivery begins, before then being repeatedly dipped into a small cup of povidone-iodine solution and used as a surgical rag by one of the attending grown-up medical professionals during the course of the parturition. After the procedure is completed, the gory and severely stunted sleeping sissy midwife manlet is usually thrown out with the rest of the biomedical waste or briefly stored in a doggy bag to be later fed to one of the nurses' hungry chihuahuas as a bite-sized snack. The life of a midwife manlet is short, just like the girlish midwife manlet herself.
Manmore doctor 1: Hey, what's that rustling in the biomedical waste dumpster over there? Manmore doctor 2: It's probably just a trashed midwife manlet. I'll just pee into the dumpster real quick and then we can go play some golf! Manmore doctor 1: The dumpster must be like a cathedral to that preposterously petite runt of a pipsqueak prison wife manlet princess. Manmore doctor 2: Manlets rise up!
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When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.
by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024
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by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024
Get the Midwest lean mug.When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
Get the Midwest surprise mug.A midwit is a person of average intelligence, that thinks they are smarter than they are and speaks on things they have a shallow understanding of as if they were genius and above. Their I.Q. range is 98-102, NOT 120.
Don't get john going on geopolitics. He is a midwit on the subject but acts as if he is Thomas Jefferson. But his sister is kinda hot so I let him babble.
by JoeyPencils March 24, 2025
Get the Midwit mug.When you fart under a blanket and don’t air it out for five + minutes. The fart ferments under the blanket. After letting the fart cook under the blanket for five minutes or more you air it out unleashing a terror the likes of which the world has never seen. WARNING MAY CAUSE VOMITING!
While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.
by Midwestern Expansion March 15, 2026
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