mermilade

when a person behaves immature.

mermilade is like sloppy or annoying.

look at dat chick shes being a mermilade.

stop actin so mermilade.

by EL black monkey April 28, 2010

Mermigkas

Picture this. Gregory meets Teddy. McJefferson is dangling from a ceiling fan. Add some cream, consider some Splenda, but then, consider reconsidering. Gregory is a mysterious anthropologist who despises the rump of a young kitten. He simply has no interest in these diddle games. The disliked kitten, almost sprinkled with Splenda, absorbs both McJefferson and Teddy through osmosis, only to separate from the imagination of Gregory through reverse osmosis. The end result: Mermigkas.

What in the name of phlegm-nation, has the alien from the past brought Mermigkas with his pet iguana?

by Knooplflerteotyumonicious June 7, 2011

Mermaid

A girl with the top part of a human, and the bottom of a fish.

The beautiful mermaid swam in the ocean with the graceful dolphins.

by Mermaid_of_the_ocean🐚🐬🐳💦 May 20, 2015

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016

Merminder

A sad reminder.

This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.

by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermble

A murmuring mumble to someone.

Cat: Hey Billy, you want to play catch the knife.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.

by WileyN14 November 3, 2016