Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Pencil Mayonnaise

How kind you are

He has level 100 pencil Mayonnaise!
He is so kind!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

New Mexico Mayonnaise

New Mexico Mayonnaise is when you make a sandwich specially turkey or ham and you fuck it and after you nut, you let the nut marinate for 2 or 3 days preferably for best results and then you grab the nut and spread it on the sandwich and eat it.

I like eating New Mexico Mayonnaise

by NewMexioMan67 February 17, 2026