Skip to main content

Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them
by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025
mugGet the Massage Gunmug.

Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen
I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire
by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019
mugGet the Massage queenmug.

Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
mugGet the Cat Massagemug.

French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
mugGet the French Foot-Massagemug.

Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner
by StuBoy February 15, 2022
mugGet the Bavarian hot rock massagemug.

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
mugGet the Cotton ball massagemug.

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx
i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025
mugGet the bothwel massagemug.

Share this definition