Carlson School of Management

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.
I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.
by Hax0red May 10, 2006
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Reverse Anger-Management

The kind of therapy one goes to when he/she finds that everyone hates them, typically on-sight.
"I have no idea why they hate me so much. We've never even talked."
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".
by Haydoom July 30, 2009
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Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend
by metalowscream September 04, 2009
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Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.
I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.
by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018
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Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.
Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.
by Chaosmanager December 28, 2011
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human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.
This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management
by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013
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