prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone April 8, 2011

hell magnet

Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.

Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.

by Save my soul February 28, 2021

Man magnet

A person who makes dumb Men simp for them

That person person sure is a man magnet

by Jajduw June 1, 2020

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.

i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!

by pussy bee March 17, 2020

magnets milo

my best friend ever omg slay, we may be exes, but hes one of the cool ones ya knowww. so like slay idk what to put here Milo is super cool and amazing anc cool and hes also pretty -Mira

"MILO IS GAY" "MAGNETS MILO DISCORD"

by MiraKamakura'sSlvt May 15, 2022