prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone April 8, 2011

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.

i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!

by pussy bee March 17, 2020

Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.

"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."

by Geektacular February 10, 2015

Man magnet

A person who makes dumb Men simp for them

That person person sure is a man magnet

by Jajduw June 1, 2020

Sketch Magnet

Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.

A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.

Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."

Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."

by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011