Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009

anti-logic

The use of information that is ilogical in order to win a argument or dispute. May cause eye bleading, fatigue, restlessnes, and despair.

and example of an arguement useing anti-logic:
"Kyle be carefull your going to break that"
"But i want to break it"

by kkylee90 June 14, 2008

ben logic

When somebody attempts to be smart and come up with a logical explanation, but the "logic" is missing obvious facts and the explanation is flawed.

Ben: Invincible units in games take more memory than units that you can kill because the programers have to tell the game to not let them die.

Brent: No, an invincible unit would require less memory because the unit would be invincible due to not adding in information about the health status of the unit. It would be similar to a model such as a table or tree that is non-destructable, except that an invincible unit would be animated and be able to move around.

Ben: No because... (continues to try and explain why the idea would be true)

Brent:... meh, stupid ben logic.

by 22ice April 18, 2006

Serpentine Logic

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

by Intuit July 20, 2010

Negro logic

An urban phrase used to insinuate the ignorant understanding of a topic and/or phrase.

My negro logic is at an all time high, I know what I'm talking about.

by NegroLogic June 25, 2019

Fellatio Logic

Thought terminating cliche

Blow your Mind control

An overused or redundant talking point used in place of true thought.

Vitriolic exaggeration overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect.

The start and finish of any ideological analysis

Fallacious logic

"Thought-terminating cliches are generally served up for our political fast food."

{Fill in the blanks} is Hitler.

Man, that guy shut me down with his fellatio logic. That blows.

by Socializt November 11, 2010

logic sticks

stupid people who don't know how to say logistics

Mustafa says logic sticks

by Owenharris12 March 3, 2014