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Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
mugGet the Chimpanzee Lipsmug.

lip sex

The act of two lips showing affection towards each other /making love
That couple over there is totally having lip sex
by Km26 July 1, 2015
mugGet the lip sexmug.

gray lips

boys get blue balls and girls get gray lips
girl 1: i haven't had sex in so long that it's starting to hurt!!

girl 2: sounds like you got a case of gray lips
by meowmisfit June 14, 2010
mugGet the gray lipsmug.

Cripple lip

The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.
Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?
by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022
mugGet the Cripple lipmug.

Oreo Lips

A name given to those who eat a lot of oreos.
"Man that bitch Collin eats a lot of oreos!"
"Yeah, he has oreo lips."
by dingdingface January 4, 2012
mugGet the Oreo Lipsmug.

lip it out

general description of gender reassignment surgery
bruce is awaiting the next phase of his surgery where they will roll, tuck and lip it out
by fuknguy May 7, 2015
mugGet the lip it outmug.

Cold-Lip

When someone packs too much ice in the top of a bong so it touches your lip when you smoke.
Bro I hate how you keep packing these cold-lippers.
by Randomcom January 3, 2021
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