A straight up bitch who needs to chill and stop talking shit about other people behind their backs on their little golf carts
by Buff Barney February 23, 2022
Get the spoiled dramatic liarmug. 
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. her : u don’t care about me
him : yes well now i don’t give a fuck about u
her : why r u doing this
him : because you are a liar actress go tf out
him : yes well now i don’t give a fuck about u
her : why r u doing this
him : because you are a liar actress go tf out
by chloee :) August 18, 2022
Get the liar actressmug. Based off of the book series by Sara Shepard, pretty little liars follows 4 girls- Aria, Hanna, Spencer, and Emily- who reunite after their missing friend is found dead. They all start reciving anonymous text messages, notes, gifts, etc from someone who calls themselves “A”. These notes, messages, etc all have information that is very personal to them and they don’t know how “A” got a hold of them. They have to deal with many near-death experiences, exposing secrets, etc, on their way to find out who “A” is. This is only the beginning, though, as many complications arrive. Fake deaths, threatening messages, and the ultimate test of loyalty and friendship- this show has it all...
by lil... January 16, 2019
Get the Pretty little liarsmug. Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.
If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
Get the Liar, liar, dick on firemug.