Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018

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Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 13, 2019

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Fruit Leather

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather

by cyberwar March 02, 2018

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fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 24, 2023

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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018

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