muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy January 26, 2012

Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 11, 2017

Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 20, 2021

Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 01, 2020

Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 19, 2015

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf November 23, 2015