Hairy or crusty chick, possibly both. When she walks down the hall, you yell, "KING KONG!!!" or sing the song.
by trojanhomie06 February 27, 2007
Also known by the acronym PKK. A PKK is a reference to a male caucasian's unusually large genitalia. It is often pronounce "peek-kee".
by Grand Canyon May 03, 2007
by Eorlas July 21, 2009
A kong is a movement in Parkour, the art of movement, in which one runs towards an object, dives, and uses his arms to push himself past. To say "Let's kong this bitch" is like saying "let's blow this joint."
Guy: Man, this is lame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's kong this bitch.
Dude: This is bumshit. Let's kong this bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's kong this bitch.
Dude: This is bumshit. Let's kong this bitch.
by Setnochima April 17, 2007
A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r October 08, 2008
Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
by Yobungus1337 October 31, 2010
The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
by The Three Wise Men June 28, 2009